{"id":36,"date":"2008-04-09T00:24:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T21:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/5x1z.net\/blog\/you-know-you-are-in-an-emergency-when\/"},"modified":"2008-04-09T00:24:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T21:24:00","slug":"you-know-you-are-in-an-emergency-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/you-know-you-are-in-an-emergency-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you are in an emergency when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are so many anecdotes that can be said about an emergency in relation to things that don&#8217;t work, crazy thing happening and so forth. All the below anecdotes are though true&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You know you are in an emergency when&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You hear a gunshot just outside your hotel bar and all people suddenly disappear.<br \/>You have 5km to find a toilette and shower even though you are in a town.<br \/>You for one week only can find an omelet to be the only edible thing in a town.<br \/>You see all the selection in a bar is disappearing in front of you with no replenishment.<br \/>You go to the main hotel in town and they serve half your team and then says sorry food finished.<br \/>You find yourself on a balcony heating military food rations gazing at military helicopters flying around with searchlights trying to find people who are putting houses on fire.<br \/>You have paid 100 USD for a substandard hotel room and still end up sitting outside town sleeping in a car.<br \/>You have to try kill about a thousand locusts in your room before you can go to bed.<br \/>You have to shovel away a mountain of locusts in front of your bedroom door.<br \/>You eat before sunset as the only generator in the place has not worked for 3 months.<br \/>You eat fish and rice for lunch and is lucky to find either fish <strong>or<\/strong> rice for dinner.<br \/>You are happy to sleep in a tent as the ground is shaking from earthquakes every 10 minutes.<br \/>You start re-using even your underwear as there has been only bottled water for the last 3 weeks in very limited quantities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are so many anecdotes that can be said about an emergency in relation to things that don&#8217;t work, crazy thing happening and so forth. All the below anecdotes are though true&#8230; You know you are in an emergency when&#8230; You hear a gunshot just outside your hotel bar and all people suddenly disappear.You have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[82],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humanitarian-2","tag-emergency"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2MMuc-A","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/globetrotterlife.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}